Ughh. Guess it serves us right for ordering a burger here. Sorry, but can't find anything good to say. Burned beyond well-done hockey-pucks, dry as a bone and super thin (if these weren't frozen Win-Co burgers they did a good job of emulating them). Not sure what the theory is here on serving these things. Should have went with the veggieburger. Pretty much summed up DoubleCheese's thoughts.
Hamburgler just put it down as par for course (desensitized at this point). Kinda hoping for Scremadelica, but got Soup Dragons instead (would go for dog's balls/cat's arse, but always confuse which one means good, and which one means bad).
$21.50 for two burgers, two fries, and one beer. Shackled!