Hamburgler writes in with the first stop in his Japan adventure:
Hey hamburger, Come-here-che-wa. You could use a break from stuffing your face with delicious cream-filled spongy cake treats and get some food.
At first you think you ordered wrong (or pointed at the wrong thing) cause the Mos Burger looks like a Bon Jovi sized sausage patty from McDonalds, but makes up for it with interestingly folded lettuce, gobs of mayo, and a teriyaki style sauce. The french fries are great, and the cola comes with mini-cubes for maximum ice exposure. It's 710 yen (thats about 8.00 USD right now).
You can even get in your private air-conditioned smoking room, eat beef, and drink at the same time. I'm free again.