If Old Town is as sketchy as Portland gets I'm not entertaining anymore media reports about it. Give me a break.
This place must have just opened considering the banners. It's a clean, bare-bones, burger joint (they have a hot dog too). Hamburger, Cheeseburger, or Western Burger (onion ring, bacon, BBQ sauce). Starts at $4.50 and up to $5.25 for the Western. Combo deal for $7.25.
It's a full size grilled patty. Does the trick if you are hungry and trolling around for scrap metal accomplices. Non-memorable, but not bad. Nothing to go out of your way for.
corner of NW Couch and 2nd